Public Service Announcement

My dad wanted everyone know that 99% of the pictures posted of me on this blog do not accurately reflect my appearance and/or demeanor. Take this picture below, for example. 

I look like that for approximately 1-2% of the time, when awake. The rest of the time, I look like this:

My Mom wanted to include a video so you could fully appreciate the difference, but I think you get the idea.